Hi guys. This blog was probably the most exciting thing to happen to me during my senior year, so thanks for that. I’m losing a lot of followers, but that’s alright and understood. I’ll probably reblog some info on Thanksgiving, The Man with the Iron Fists, Endangered Species, and Aftershock if and when details become available, but in case I’m inevitably no longer the go-to source for Eli Roth info and jokes… It’s been a good run, and thanks a lot for everything. Your follows were and are appreciated.
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Hey, everyone!
I know there hasn’t been too much original content lately. Feel free to submit anything marginally clever and related to Eli Roth!
I’d just like to thank all of you for following this blog and reblogging and spreading the love. I will end this boring text post with a gif that has left me forever changed

The day I became a man. I can still remember the hum of the chainsaw and the shock on my relatives faces as they watched me get sawed in half. (Taken with instagram)
(Source: megmasterz)
Artist on Artis- Eli Roth and Josh Brolin (by luis6374)
Terrible movie-itis.
2:31 Eli realizes his mouth has been open
(via anomalousandrea)
